I got mad this morning

Ok, i got real mad. eBay is a lame ass hole. Yes, they have connected me with individuals all over the globe to make ridiculous monies on trinkets of my discovering. My current record is 7800% return on my investment. Hell yea. But, instead of making me pump my fist in financial joy, those pig fuckers pissed me off real bad. They decided that it was not important for me to have a very successful auction. Instead of them getting their ridiculous fees, they decided to cancel my auction. Real lame. In fact im so pissed about this action, im going to stop typing.